Rejection Hotline


Your DGB for today is to check out the Rejection Hotline, brought to you by The Mary Sue.

Have you ever been out with friends and a random dude won’t leave you alone and keeps begging for your number? You’ve already told him you’re not interested, dating someone, married, incapable of human emotions like love, etc. and he still won’t let up? Or maybe he’s pretty damn creepy and intimidating and the idea of saying no and his reaction to the rejection scares you? The Mary Sue has a solution for you.

They’ve developed a hotline number you can give to creeps, and it will text them back or give them an automated message letting them know you’re not interested. The number is (646) 926-6614. And they’ve thought of everything. If someone texts it, they’ll wait an hour to text them back, to ensure you’re far away from the persistent pervert. The message could not be a more perfect union of snark and education, DGBs favorite language.

If they call, this will be the response:


“Oh hello there. If you’re hearing this message, you’ve made a woman feel unsafe and/or disrespected. Please learn to take no for an answer and respect women’s emotional and physical autonomy. K THANKKS.”


Keep you and your friends safe, and your phone creep-free, all thanks to the help of The Mary Sue.