Collusion in Real Time


Your DGB for today is to contact your members of congress by phone, email, or pony express if necessary, and demand that they begin impeachment proceedings against the 45th president of the United States.

Today we all watched in stunned horror as Trump stood next to a man who orchestrated a coordinated attack against our country and its democratic process, and acted as an accessory after the fact.  In a joint presser with Vladimir Putin that will undoubtedly go down in history, Trump denied that Russia was behind the interference in the 2016 presidential elections. He refused to condemn Putin to his face. He called his own justice department’s efforts a “witch hunt” (congratulations, by the way, if you got BINGO with that one). He praised Putin, he blamed the strained relationship between Russia and the US on the US press and the previous president. Even when Putin kindasorta admitted he did it, Trump buckled, kowtowed, and kissed ass. He blamed - and I know this will come as a big surprise - Hillary.  There’s no way around it: Donald Trump’s collusion with Russia was on display in real time, on televisions around the world. The former director of the CIA, John Brennan tweeted, “Donald Trump’s press conference performance in Helsinki rises to & exceeds the threshold of ‘high crimes & misdemeanors.’ It was nothing short of treasonous.”

Grabbers, burn up those phone lines. Make Resistbot work so hard it cries “uncle.” Tweet until your thumbs cramp. This is not normal, this is not okay, and this man needs to GO. Impeachment now.


Let Your Money Do the Talking

Your DGB for today is to deface some money. No, this is not technically illegal. It IS illegal to alter money in such a way that renders it unfit for circulation, which we are not advocating.

It is an undisputed fact that Russia interfered in the 2016 election with the intent of helping The Twitler win. Because we are currently inundated with daily horrors, it’s easy to begin to live with facts such as these. Sure, it’s bad. Sure, it’s wrong as hell. But, what choice do we have but to move on and keep up the resistance to current events? Well, today you’ll be spreading the message of Russia’s involvement in the U.S. government by making a slight alteration to each paper bill you put into circulation.

If you want to read up on the twisted bromance between Trump and Putin, you can do so here and, somehow even more disturbingly, the Rosneft connection here 

So, replace “America” with “Russia” and make it rain. And, if DGB staff mysteriously disappears after publishing this Grab, please carry on our legacy.